Sigh. I hate that I can't have him. How can I transform myself into someone who is petite and small boned and cute and pretty and young so that I can have him? Any ideas? Keeping in mind I can't afford the mass amounts of extensive plastic surgery that I need? LOL!
In other news, I need someone to save me from Christmas Rampagin' Kelly. She's making me go into the basement (where there are *spiders*) and drag out the Christmas tree stuff. Then she's dragging me to Garden Ridge (not a problem usually, except that I'm El Broke-o) to buy new Christmas decorations. Not that I'm a big Grincho, but Christmas kind of annoys me, because of things like this.