Anyway, I was playing my Sims game, and I was busy monitoring some interaction at the Kent Farm between Clark and Lex. In order to get Bo out of everyone's way, I sent him out to his workbench to make a wooden gnome.
Well, I got engrossed in the Clark/Lex stuff, and forgot about Bo. Next thing I know, I pull back from a close up view to a view of the whole farm and see...
cue 1950's horror movie music
I believe each one comes installed with a random platitude generator.