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Stuff like this....
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Is why I'm glad Andy is back:

It's weird to think there are bunches of Conan fans who don't know Conan with Andy. IMHO, the early Conan days with Andy were some of the best, so I hope once they get back into their back and forth groove, they'll bring Andy to the couch and we can get some more classic bits like Test Driving the Desk, Staring Contest, and of course, "Andi!", Andy's daytime talk show(ala Ricki Lake) that he would film during the day while the studio was empty:

ETA: Of course, my fave skits were the "The More You Know" parodies, featuring such gems as:

"Hey, when you're out there having fun, remember, hookers are people too. Say, 'thank you' when you're done."--Max Weinberg

"When you get your Jury summons in the mail, don't throw it out. Stamp deceased on it, because Jury Duty is for nerds."--Conan O'Brien

"It's three in the morning. Your term paper is due in six hours, and you haven't even started doing the reading for it yet. How are you going get that A? Easy. It's called bribery. So hit the cash machine, then get a good night's sleep. Because the world doesn't need another term paper, but your professor could use a new stereo."--Conan O'Brien (this one is my fave)

"Your folks don't understand you. They don't ever let you do what you want, and it is getting worse all the time. Well there is a solution. Run away. You can go wherever you want to go, do whatever you want to do. Because the bottom line is - It's your life. Don't let it be ruined by a couple of middle-aged squares."--Andy Richter

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Ahahaa. I'd forgotten about their 'The More You Know ... ' bits. They really should bring them back.

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